Bizarre heels in your closet

Which woman does not love high heeled shoes? Which woman doesn't like to be called a long legged beauty? We all do. And this is simply because they tend to give the aesthetic illusion of longer, slender and toned legs.

Designers happen to churn out many designs that deserve to be loved and praised by all. But when they take the liberty to put my aesthetic tastes to test and expect any kind of outrageous stuff to be accepted with open arms, my nerves start twitching and my brain cells start revolting. As a result of this, I feel compelled to eject my train of thoughts from my system through mean, ugly, comments.

Let me show you some of the most bizarre, outlandish, off the wall, and eccentric shoes I have come across. We've seen some innovative shoe designs, but these are truly wicked.  You think you have a pair of shoes that kills? Unless you've worn some of these, you can't complain about having a backbreaking sole.

A JACKETED POTATO WRAPPED IN FOIL
OR
 A FLOWER POT  ? MYSTIFIED 

GUYS ,THIS IS A WOMAN'S SELF DEFENSE MECHANISM . SO BEHAVE .

THE CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN 

BRIDGE ACROSS FOREVER 

SPAGHETTI ON THE TABLE ? HMMM....WRONG ANSWER!

EXCAVATED FROM THE MOVIE LOCATION SET OF LIFE OF PI
TO BE DISPLAYED  IN A MUSEUM

EXCUSE ME ! AM I GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION ?

ENLIGHTEN ME  AS TO WHICH SIDE I PUT IN MY FEET FIRST ?

TECHNOLOGICALLY  INDUCED CONTRAPTION 

Stephen Beyley once said “It is the fragrant lack of practicality that makes high-heeled shoes so fascinating: in terms of static mechanics they induce a sort of insecurity which some find titillating. If a woman wears a high-heeled shoe it changes the apparent musculature of the leg so that you get an effect of twanging sinew, of tension needing to be released. Her bottom sticks out like an offering. At the same time, the lofty perch is an expression of vulnerability, she is effectively hobbled and unable to escape. There is something arousing about this declaration that she is prepared to sacrifice function for form.”

I beg to differ , Mr. Beyley, high-heels have seen significant controversy, with many podiatrists seeing patients whose severe foot problems have been caused by high-heel wear or ill-fitting shoes.

So, the question is:

Would you wear these outrageous shoes made by  Givenchy, Gucci etc. in return for deformities, hammertoes, blisters, corns, hammer toes, bunions, and many other medical conditions, most of which are permanent .

Please let me know what you think of creativity going beyond one's senses.Is it heaven  or hell on heels for you ?